|Clark is both honoured and dismayed.|
Honoured to be featured in the Guinness Book of Records,
dismayed to find it's for the world's ugliest tie.
|Full frontal coverage also helps in those awkward|
situations when your secretary wears that extra tight
angora sweater and mini skirt. Good golly, what
women get away with these days.
Some days call for a button down shirt, but not a tie, and certainly not a jacket. What do you do? This guy was lucky enough to have a significant other not only to make him a dickey, but this exceptional sweater vest. He was even luckier to have that significant other understand that it's not only important to keep the core of your body warm, but the boys warm too - a double dickey, if you will.
|Hmm, tell me Charles, have you heard the crazy stories that the folks in the North are |
telling us about Franklin? Through my bathtub reenactments, I can tell you
they are completely divorced from reality. Best ignore them until the 21st century.
|Art hey, well isn't that the damnedest thing.|
Happy Friday everyone!